[Bleeding-sigs] My plea to bleeder snort leaders: fight the anti-terror fight!

[Billy B. Bilano]

Duuuudes!

As an expert with snrot intruder detention services, I've been anxiously 
following these threads here because let's face it guys, we got terror 
up the wazoo! And, being a stand-up network community leader, I've taken 
it upon myself to play the devil's advocate on this issue and try to 
explain why Matt Jonkers rules are the rules to beat! And I have!

This anti-terror campaign that we have started a bit ago is not a 
one-trick pony! Especially here at the bank I work at! I have written up 
a bunch more rules that make Matt's crap even better for us and better 
for America. We have a strict policy at the bank that explicitly denies 
employees from taking place in or participating in terror-related 
activities while on company time. I put up a lot of signs to that effect 
tonight after everybody went home (especially in the ladies room because 
those girls are up to no good when they get in there with their make-ups 
and nylons).

Yesterday I even brought in my soldier helmet I got from my brother in 
law who was in the Gulf War! It's really neat and kind of matches the 
color of the plastic of the impact printers I use to keep my sguil 
packet logs on. So I put on my hat a sign that said "Solder in an 
Anti-Terror War!"

Anyway, to get back on track with things... a key part of this entire 
project at the bank has been the bloody snortr rules! I added to the 
rule set to include more variations of words used by those foreign 
people that caused all these problems and knocked down them hotels in 
New York on 9/11. I took their bible and ran it through the strings 
command to take out all the non-English words so I could use them with a 
PCRE! I even added some words to filter out lesbian things (for personal 
reasons).

So far I've already caught three people and have told management of 
their involvements! They will probably be sacked in the next two days if 
I have my druthers! (So long, BEN! Lollll!!!)

If you guys remove that bloody rule, this will hurt my entire 
anti-terror effort at the bank to no end! I implore you people... keep 
that rule in there if you care about freedom! Seriously, we need these 
rules - *I* need these rules! If any of you people who do this are as 
cool and important as you think you are, you will hear my cries and act! 
I've given so much to the community and I think you clowns owe me for a 
change, yeah?

Before anybody goes on saying anything... Look, I am afraid to put the 
rule back in because I don't want to violate the DMCA. If Matt Roatsche 
can get his act together and give me permission to use my own rules 
based on his own, that would just make me pleased as a goat!

Okay so I was kidding about the "you owe me thing" (even though you all 
do! LOlso!!) but come on! Just tell me who I need to send $10 to in 
Paypal to keep the rules in!

Thanks guys!!!

P.S. Check out my bloglog while you are at it!! <http://www.bilano.biz/>

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Mr. Billy B. Bilano, MSCE, CCNA
<http://www.bilano.biz/>
Expert Sysadmin Since 2003!
'C:\WINDOWS, C:\WINDOWS\GO, C:\PC\CRAWL' -- RMS